Saturday, March 12, 2005

GEE, YA THINK?
(Hindustantimes) A man ended up in a southern Philippines hospital on Monday after severing and then eating his own penis, hospital officials said.
Fortunately the man was immediately taken to mental hospital where he will be treated by such psychological wizards as this man...
Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
Really, ya think so? Good thing you are "on staff" 'cause I'd have missed that one.